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It is sometimes difficult to be inspired when trying to write a persuasive essay, book report or thoughtful research paper. Often of times, it is hard to find words that best describe your ideas. PaperAdepts now provides a database of over 150,000 quotations and proverbs from the famous inventors, philosophers, sportsmen, artists, celebrities, business people, and authors that are aimed to enrich and strengthen your essay, term paper, book report, thesis or research paper.

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Letter "F" » Funny
«It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.»
«I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food»
Author: Erma Bombeck | About: Food, Funny | Keywords: explorer, explorers, food, glutton, gluttons
«It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.»
Author: George F. Burns | About: Drinking, Funny, Humor | Keywords: drunk, fourteenth, thirteenth
«I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.»
Author: Joan Rivers | About: Funny | Keywords: beds, bunk, bunk bed, Sex life, slept, underneath
«I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
Author: Woody Allen (Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter) | About: Funny | Keywords: happens
«I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.»
«I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.»
«I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.»
«It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.»
«I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.»

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